Peer Pressure While Driving

Have you ever been first in line while driving, waiting to turn safely, and the person behind you is incredibly impatient? You know the type - they want you to pull out in front of incoming traffic, just for them? Because you refuse to peel out dangerously, they start beeping their horn at you.

I just wish I had a sign to stick out of my window for them. It would say something like:

"SHUT UP. Just because you didn't leave home early enough and now you need to rush, it's not my problem. I refuse to drive dangerously. The time to rush was before you left home. Don't rush while driving, it's dangerous. Yes, I heard your horn. I know you thought I was sleeping, but I wasn't. I'm sorry I held you up by one nanosecond. I would like to get going just as badly as you do, but I don't choose to wreck my car and put my entire family in danger just to please you, a total stranger. Get a grip you ____ing moron."

But I think even Cecil Sellers over at A Better Sign couldn't get all that on one sign that I could hold out my window. I still think this is a very marketable sign.