As seen in Dave Barry's blog. Read all the comments people left there. Poem by a blogger identified as Not Dr Seuss.
Yes, that's right. This ridiculous situation has gone NATIONAL.Darn good poem though!
In Snellville there lived a good mayor they say
Who mayored all night and then mayored all day
His name, Oberholtzer, was known far and wide
For he equally mayored indoors and outside.
In Snellville was also a councilman bold
Named Jenkins, who counseled quite well, it's been told.
He could counsel a council on hills and on roads.
Then, alas, one day both men did need the commode.
Such a brouhaha brewed as was ne'er before seen!
And a hullabaloo! Things were getting quite mean!
The mayor and councilman had history
Which made Oberholtzer reluctant to pee
See, Jenkins was scary and quite fond of suing
Which made Oberholtzer uneasy in pooing.
Oberholtzer decided to ask for a guard
And suggested to Jenkins, "Use the loo in your yard!"
Police Chief Roy Whitehead does what he can do
So in Snellville, they have to take turns in the loo!
