SNELLVILLE, Ga (off Snail-wire)
They have done all they can do for Snaily at Eastside and that they are about to release him. However he has substantial medical bills and is seeking help to defray his expenses.
He will probably need someone to pick him up at the hospital.
Occasionally he can catch a ride on a skateboard, but that's quite a leap, both literally and figuratively.
An elite team of carrier pigeons has been dispatched to carry his bills and that weird kidney-shaped plastic container - the kind that everybody gets from the hospital but has no idea what it is and afraid to ask.
He will probably need someone to pick him up at the hospital.
Occasionally he can catch a ride on a skateboard, but that's quite a leap, both literally and figuratively.
An elite team of carrier pigeons has been dispatched to carry his bills and that weird kidney-shaped plastic container - the kind that everybody gets from the hospital but has no idea what it is and afraid to ask.
NEXT: Snaily has family visit >>>>
Apparently this is an issue that is important to some residents. . . and poor Snaily- he's stuck with a lot of bills from all the grief that putting Snellville on the same page as the surrounding unincorporated county has caused him!Seriously- if bringing good quality restaurants, better business, more tax revenue (not burdened by the residences) and creating jobs means that the city needs to offer Snaily a good, restful place to be slow and live out his sluggish life. . . I say DO IT! Besides- we all NEED a reminder of where we came from, so we can look FORWARD to where we are going. It's only fair! HEck, I want a reminder of the slow, downtrodden times in Snellville. . . so that when I have kids and they are old enough, THEY can look back and know that the Snellville THEY live in is thriving, successful, fun, and a WONDERFUL COMMUNITY. . .compared to the times when the Snail let the world pass us by. . .He's agreed to retire, even- if we help him to get to a good comfortable place to live out his dreams of eating fern fronds. . .
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