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Thursday, July 15, 2010

UPDATE on Snellville Snail's condition


I received an update on Snaily, the Snellville Snail's condition, as mentioned in an earlier post.  Snaily, shown in this photo during happier times, was airlifted by a small, fluffy yellow duck to Eastside Medical Center early this afternoon, where he has been reported to be in stable but serious condition.

A hospital staffer, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that Snaily is in a private room, resting in a toilet bowl that had been re-purposed into a planter by Robert Jenkins.

Because Snaily the Snellville Snail always liked old fashioned, slow things and ways, it's our hope that he will have improved health by being cradled in something representative of his times.


Before being a-salted, Snaily the Snellville Snail had been repeatedly haunted by dreams about his eventual demise. His wife Shelly said that after a close brush with the edge of a margarita glass, he held a fear of salt, in addition to hot pavement.

He reportedly has been under a lot of stress during the past week.

Friends have been very concerned about his 'sewious' condition. Could this be the end of Snellville's negative reputation as a slow, podunk town?


NEXT: Snaily feels that Snellville is passing him by>>>>

UPDATES
Here is the complete list of all spellbinding episodes of The Ongoing Saga of Snaily the Snellville Snail

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Which one of the current or former City Council members said, "A snail, a snail, my city for a snail"?

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  2. Anonymous6:58 PM

    If Snaily is resting in a toilet, does that mean his chances of recovery are going down the drain?

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  3. Anonymous7:00 PM

    Sounds pwetty sewious. Pwease keep us updated.

    Dave Emanuel

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  4. Anonymous10:03 PM

    Snaily must be exhausted, I know he was feeling a little sluggish this morning.

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